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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
It`s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
Maybe there`s no such thing as automatic doors, just gentlemen ninjas.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
I`m beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
Give a man a jacket, and he will stay warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it, and he won`t go outside at all.
If you`re behind someone at the ATM late at night, let them know you`re not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night… So I said I had a headache.
I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
Tequila is Spanish for I’m open to waking up anywhere.
There are 10 types of people in the world, Those that understand binary, and those who don`t.
I`m just like you ... Only smarter and better looking.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"