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That awkward moment when you get in the van... And there`s no candy.
You’re going to make some cats very happy one day.
If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
“Delete, Block, Ignore” Its too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy as it is on Facebook..
If Apple really want to introduce something new and "innovative" they should just release a longer charger.
This Halloween, the only Candy I`m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs ... I`m sure gonna miss her.
If you`re already in the cop car, I really can`t see how puking in it could make things any worse.
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I have the ability to drive people crazy. I`m not sure if I was born with it or if I learned it. But damn am I great at it.
Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
A homeless man told me he hadn`t had a bite in weeks, so I bit him.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often.