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I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they`re hatching some kind of evil plan.
I take a large amount of pride in always being prepared for a nap.
I wish common sense was more common.
Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me.
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news.
Looking back, it was a good thing I was too wasted to fire up the chainsaw.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Spoiler alert: Your `97 Nissan Sentra doesn`t need one.
If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
Just saw the first duckface of Spring.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
I refuse to celebrate Earth Day until Wind & Fire are recognized.
When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
My friend`s Jeep was broken into and she acted so surprised about it. Your car is held together by zippers! It`s as secure as my pants.