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People like you remind me how lucky I am that my cell phone provider has a block option! Just sayin.
I don`t like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
My friend told me that bigamy was having one wife to many. I thought that was called monogamy.
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eegs
You know what makes sex awesome? Actually having it.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
I`m not crazy, but I am a carrier.
I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
DOCTORS WRITING: "?? ?? ??." HOW I SEE IT: "?????." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Aspirin."