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I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I’d be like “Sit your translucent ass down, I have a lot of questions!”
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Or one thing that scares other people.
I don’t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence…but hey, somebody has to do it!
Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
Instead of a selfie, you should take a someone elsie.
If u think I talk to much, just let me know. We can talk about it!
When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
My mom says I`m special.
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That`s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
I didn`t come here to make friends. I go to the cat shelter for that.
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.