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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Meanwhile on Facebook, someone has made a casserole...
Why is there a Stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? There is a lot more traffic going to hell
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find `em.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” … apparently.
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?