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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
Why is it that whenever there`s two women in a profile pic, the hot one is always someone else..?
Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
Sorry that offended you, I really didn’t think you’d get it.
All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one.
I`ve fallen down the stairs before. I don`t see what joy the Slinky gets out of it. That sh!t hurts.
You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
why me is me ?
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!