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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...
Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years. Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer
You`re about 8 beers away from being my type.
Did I already do my deja vu joke?
I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
Do good masochists go to heaven, or hell?
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO
.Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.