Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Just seen a sign reading "PAY ATTENTION WHILE WALKING your Facebook status update can wait". While on Facebook on my phone. While walking...
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn`t be called nachos.
Life would be so much more interesting if we all had cartoon bubbles over our heads.
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
The skinny girl inside me once tried to come out. I shut that b*tch up with a cupcake
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Do you wanna drink about it?
My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner! From now on, every noise you hear will cost you money.
Now if you’ll excuse me, tonight’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.