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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Women are like bacon: They look good, They smell good, They taste good, And they will kill you slowly.
The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
I have never met a woman without wondering what her box of cookie recipes looks like.
If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
I`m perfect you adjust.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
Just spent like 5 hours talking to my neighbor about his garden and long story short, turns out it was just a f*cking scarecrow.