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Honk if you are reading this.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boobs, because you can`t motorboat a personality.
I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
Think before you yell at your kids. They are the ones who might have to bring you toilet paper in 20 minutes.
Some dude was bragging about his brother being a navy seal and it`s like...I don`t care what colour he is, why is your brother a seal
To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
Step 1: remove food from packaging Step 2: dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time
Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
All i ever see on facebook is LBR, TBH, LMS, and all that other crap...
I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
Is professional lollygagger an actual job yet?
Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.