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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Our parents always taught us NOT to write on walls... Facebook teaches us differently
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
Have you ever wondered if God looks down at you in a humorous moment, chuckles to himself, and says "yeah I made that!"
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
I stop at random Jehovah`s Witness houses and drop off copies of Rolling Stone.
Don`t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.
Why is it Donald Duck never wore pants but always had a towel wrapped around his waist when he got out of the shower?