Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
Lord, grant me the courage to be the person I am under my breath.
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
When ever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth and drink all the rum inside. It seems to help.
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
This weekends forecast shows a 0% chance of cooking or cleaning, with a good chance of laying around in my pajamas.
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Fried 4. Drive-thru
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
Instead of going to Starbucks, I like to make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.
You know what’s funny? Lots of sh!t so lighten the f*ck up.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues
Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.