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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats! Many of you are about to be grandparents!
I think you and I both know that you`re not facebook friends with me for the funny statuses.
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
I laughed more at the Broncos offense then I did at the commercials.
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. “If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a sh!tty lock.”
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.