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I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
According to cannibals it only takes one vegetarian to make vegetarian chili.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
I`m going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
My fridge is so full of beer ... I`m going to have to drink my way back to the food or starve.
It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full.
I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
Long story short, I love summaries
Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...