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That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
I just got kicked out of the Zoo! How was I supposed to know that real hippos don`t actually eat marbles?
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
My personality is 30% the last movie I watched.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
I finally figured out how to get rid of that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
Oh, honey, you have gone beyond muffin top. That`s a busted can of biscuits!
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance – My stages of getting ready for work