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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
Why doesn’t McDonalds have an order taking microphone on both sides of the car, yet?
If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
If my jokes offend you: 1. I’m sorry. 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a wussy.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?
Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my lovers hair. It`s a nice way to let them know my love and also that we`re out of napkins.