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I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
I`ve been having really bad headaches lately. The doctor said they were all in my head.
Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
The problem with plants is that you have to water them… like more than once apparently.
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
Stages of Drunk: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don`t wake up the cows.
There`s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it`s only lettuce :(
Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often