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Sometimes all you need is $100,000
People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
Considering I`m broke, I wonder if she`ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
When I see you in hell I`ll still ignore you
That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
If you Google the word `overreacting` there`s a picture of me using a fire extinguisher on a spider.
Apparently asking girl scouts which cookie pairs nicely with whiskey is inappropriate....