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Your life must really suck when no one even likes the catfish version of you.
There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
Edward Scissorhands will never win a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
I know the voices aren`t real but they have some great ideas.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Remember, no matter how bad a day you may be having, no matter how sh!tty a situation you may be in... I`m feeling great. So it`s all good.
I`m confused by this "It`s 5 o`clock somewhere" statement. Bars open at 11. Idiots.
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
I feel like grabbing some random kid and screaming "I`m YOU from the future!"
If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.
All these years and I still don`t understand why they didn`t put Kevin Bacon in Grease.