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Is it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it`s ok you`re in the right place :)"
Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
You don`t look like 200 likes in person
What`s the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.
I`m giving up abbreviations for Lent. Laugh Out Loud
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick.
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
Don`t you just love it when you see someone who is photogenic, looks perfect in every picture but then when you see them in person you`re like EURGH God Damn! What happened to you in the last 24h!
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
I have a "honk if you think I`m sexy" bumper sticker on my truck so that way on the way to work, if I`m not feeling to excited to be there, I sit at a green light until I feel better.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?