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Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
I am, have to avoid the leg cramps during sex, years old.
I`m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
Beer doesn’t have that many vitamins in it…that’s why you have to drink a lot.
It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
My Life Alert bracelet says.....: I`m Just Napping
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
I`d get lost less frequently if GPS would say "no, your other left."
I had your cake and ate it too.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith sends Miley Cyrus to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?