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Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I`m hoping that she`s having an affair.
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
Step One: Always have a solid alibi.
The Easter Bunny doesn`t always drink, but when he does I bet it`s hopscotch.
Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat.
I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
I`m not lazy... I`m in energy saving mode.
Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life ... Avoiding them