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wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don`t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
There`s a time and place for wine, In my hand and now.
Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them
I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks.So if you`re swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!
People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I`m Pregnant!"
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.