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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"
Dating should be like buying a car... You should get to talk to the previous owners! SHOW ME THE MANFAX
It`s like my bank account doesn`t understand me at all.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don`t like.
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
I don’t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.