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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision!
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, `Well, she`s there`
When one door closes, another opens ... I had a Chevette that was like that.
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
Word for the day is asstard
She deleted and blocked me so I guess you can say we`re taking it slow now.
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
I never mix business with pleasure, ......unless i call an escort.
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.