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At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
I`m not everyone`s cup of tea ... I`d rather be someone`s shot of tequila away.
Went down the gym and burnt 1200 calories today. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven!
"Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
Just spent 20 minutes on the treadmill without breaking into a sweat......tomorrow I might even switch it on!
Iām at the age where all my posts start with the phrase āIām at the age where.ā
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn`t apply to technology?