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I`m starting to think mosquitoes just land on our faces not to suck blood but to see how stupid we look when we slap ourselves.
Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
If someone says “you’re funny” instead of laughing, you’re not.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 138,000 Boxes Florida: 129,000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
I`m right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...