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Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m an apple.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio.
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets???
Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
The older I get the earlier it gets late.
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting.
I love food, napping on the couch, and getting super excited about car rides, I`m basically a golden retriever.
Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.