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I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
They say love is in every corner... my life must be a f*cking circle!
Who else`s favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
No matter how loud you crank the bass, it`s still a minivan.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
I`ve had such a bad week First my girlfriend got run over by a bus, then I lost my job.. ..as a bus driver
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
my doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 30 year old and the wisdom of a someone twice my age, to which my husband asked " What did he say about your fat ass?" I said to my husband, "Oh , the doctor didn`t say anything about you dear!".