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By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn`t yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
Buying new Nikes, call that soul searching
Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
On the subject of sex, my parents told me `the man goes on top, and the woman underneath.` No wonder I got divorced. For 3 years my ex-wife and I slept in bunk beds.
I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
Don`t judge. Maybe I`m conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don`t know.
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
Some people just bring out the psycho in me
Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.