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The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
I always thought a chickpea was just when girls go to the bathroom in groups.
It`s hard to feel sorry for people when they get what they deserve.
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
Flight 370, proven harder to find then the G spot :-/
I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.