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facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
FACT: If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
I have a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
This is a lousy dating site.
I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn`t even lift him.
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?