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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
Dear American Express, can you raise my debt ceiling?? Thx, bro.
you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
My bank balance is a constant reminder that I`m safe from identity theft
I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn`t even apply for the job.
A part of me wants to go on a diet and eat healthy. Sadly that part of me is a liar.
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!