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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
*Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
Well after 6 months of my girlfriend nagging, I finally did it, I lost 120lbs ... I`m sure gonna miss her.
Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
I’m planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
I`m Dave, or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey, you! Behind the bushes!"
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.