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Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Has anyone donated any money to ALS? All these ice bucket challenges I been seeing makes me think ... you all some cheap bastards
"10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You`re Going Straight to Hell" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
Moving all my retirement funds into a Colorado snack machine franchise.
Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo`s show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it`s Halloween because our family reunion was in July....
A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."