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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Ever been completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid.
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present....They are due back at the library today.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Who do you have to sleep with around here to sleep with someone around here?!
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
80% of my status updates are BS, 15% are bologna and 5% are 100% straight from the heart.
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
If I’m going to sweep all of my problems under the rug, then I’m going to need a bigger rug.
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...