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*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
Damn…I’m having an out of money experience.
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
I dance like people wish they weren`t watching.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
Don`t waste my timeline.
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...
I hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we haven`t thought about in a while ... demons."
Is there any way to really know how many camouflage shirts are in your house?