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A wise man, will often say nothing
Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
Note to self: Next time, don`t use "continue" as the Safe Word.
Me:"I had a dream about you." Girlfriend:"Awwwwww." Me:"Yeah, you died."
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
That moment when you wake up at 2 o`clock a.m and remember how crappy that after earth movie was and you go back to sleep immediately
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
I got a free wallet and watch today. It`s like this gun is magic.
Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
I`m going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he`s dressed. He was asking for it!"
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
The only way to communicate with a drunk person is to get hammered too.