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Never look back. That’s where all the monsters are.
Jesus is coming.... look busy
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Don`t sweat the small stuff. Don`t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty a$$ elsewhere.
Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
If it doesn`t include antidepressants, they shouldn`t call it a Happy Meal.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
Judging from my last 5 relationships I am convinced my heart is trying to kill me
Gotta thin the herd. – me eating animal crackers
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.
why we do not have a romance class...............
Bad decisions make good stories.
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.