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People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as their conditioner are truly ninja`s.
From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
It`s so hard to find obedient minions
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you`re ignorant and make bad decisions.
Law enforcement`s cracking down on texting while driving, but there`s no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
Pretending to be nice is exhausting...
I`m holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
Love your neighbor, but don`t get caught...
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360