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Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
“Do you have a charger?” is the new “Could I bum a cigarette?”
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
I fake my LOLs
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
I was called a village idiot today which really upset me ... I live in a city.
For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you`ll end up married.
is wondering why books on "how to make women happy" arent displayed in the fiction section
I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like....`I`ve got nothing man.`
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me...