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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
It doesn`t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. There`s clearly room for more Alcohol
Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.
I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
Head & Shoulders needs to come out with a body spray that will help repel flakey people from my life.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn’t that make life fair?
Never piss off a woman on her period...scratch that...Never piss off a woman, period.
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.