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I watch CSI for the great tips they give out.
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
I ate a shepherd`s pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
I`m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off a bunch of sh!t all at the same time.
If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there`s a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
There`s only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.
Guns don`t kill people. Fathers with beautiful daughters do. Happy Fathers Day!
LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor`s waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines.