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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
I drank an energy drink so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off a tree
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger`s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
People should seriously stop expecting normal from me...We all know it`s never gonna happen
Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
Even if I were taking a dump on the moon someone would walk in and sit down in the stall next to me.
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed a bottle of food coloring. The doctor says I`m OK, but I feel like I`ve dyed a little inside.
I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.
My anger management class pisses me off