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I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don’t like and assume they deserved it.
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Despite being a pain in the a$$, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.
The new Jungle Book movie might be confusing to today`s kids who don`t remember when we had jungles. Or books...
There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
Whoever said "What goes around, comes around", never passed around a bag of Doritos......................
roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.