Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning"...I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
If you love something set it on fire, if it... no wait, is that right? sh!t! Be right back...
I think my guardian angel drinks.
Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
On the 14th of December I`m going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up...
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it`s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.