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there is a big difference between spray tanned and looking like you rolled in nacho chesse doritos.
Saying the word "awkward" in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it.
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
I think there are great benefits in remaining strangers.
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
It`s so frustrating when your hitman doesn`t answer the phone after you`ve made amends with someone
It’s the people that DON`T talk to themselves that are the crazy ones. At least that’s what I tell myself.
I have learned from watching crime dramas on tv when the good guys yell "Federal Agents" at the bad guys, the bad guy always runs. Wouldn`t it be smarter to yell "Prize Patrol" if you really want to catch a bad guy?
I’m watching this show on stalkers, still haven’t seen any of you yet.