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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "Oh dear, this is going to take more than one night."
I can`t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
"Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
It`s almost Valentines Day and I still don`t know what to get myself yet.
figured out today that my GPS has auto-correct....I put in "Beach house" and ended up in my ex`s driveway.
Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, I’m going back to bed.
May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
I liked you better before we met.
There needs to be more “damn it I missed my exit” exits.
It´s not that I hate you, it´s just.. well I´ll put it this way.. if you were on fire & I had water, I´d drink it.
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.