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So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that.
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
Don`t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice
I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake
More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
Life gets expensive when you trust a woman that`s cute.
.Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.